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rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

(via mole)

theanti90smovement:

as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government

(via 4oh20)

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via overfierce)

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

(via laughbitches)

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via laughbitches)