tell them that its human nature..
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I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

(via mole)


as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government

(via 4oh20)


anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather, via overfierce)


when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

(via laughbitches)


How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(Source: surf4ces, via laughbitches)